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You know you are an OpenVMS Bigot when:
- PATCH is your favorite editor
- Disciplining your kids is CMKRNL time
- You know what INSQTI means
- Delta and xdelta are your favorite debuggers
- You expect upper and lower case to work the same way
- You know what happened on November 17, 1858
- You know that fork queue is not an insult
- You believe a computer should handle more than one user at a time
- You still measure performance in "VUPS"
- You know that "Open" is a silent prefix
- "System has become unstable" holds no real meaning for you
- You know RMS does not maen "root mean square" or "Richard M. Stallman"
- You think that a CLI is better than a GUI
- You think the Pacific Northwest is still best known for its trees
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on June 06 2008 16:08
You know what a BOOVERFLOW is |
on June 16 2008 04:41
you don't worry about your files when the power is cut |
on June 19 2008 11:18
It's suggested that you reboot your system and your immediate reply is either "what's that?" or "why?". |
on July 07 2008 06:54
Command line commands are something logical like "type" or "show" and not your dog's initials. |
on January 27 2009 09:41
A cluster is a good thing |
on April 18 2009 03:27
When your OpenVMS systems keeping ticking while other corporate systems crawl due to infections from viruses and worms. |
on April 27 2009 08:23
Your system is ten years old, but it's running the latest version of the operating system and wouldn't even need to be upgraded if it wasn't for depreciation. |
on June 08 2009 05:26
You've typed your initials into TECO command mode to see what it would do |
on June 12 2009 15:17
Butt, what happened to the extended HTML version of this?
Add this to the list as well:
You've fallen asleep waiting for a TK50 to load... |
on June 23 2009 06:48
You wax nostalgic about BACKUP and ... when trying to come up with a backup strategy on your stupid Linux system. |
on July 14 2009 10:07
Folks, I am new here. I have had VAX/VMS and Open VMS experience expanding more than 16 years. When surveyed as to which operating system I most preferred, naturally i chosed Open VMS. But alas, there are already very few Open VMS sites. I learned that telecoms (especially Verizon) is using Open VMS for text message handling. Is this true? I would like to get feedbacks on what unique sites are still using Open VMS (including those who are not saying so for security purposes). It just makes me feel good that there are still adherents to this wonderful OS. Thanks |
on July 24 2009 12:44
You do better text processing in TPL than in EMACS. |
on August 19 2009 13:59
You prefer Digital Standard Runoff to MS Word as your document formatting software |
on November 26 2009 08:13
you automatically allocate your acquaintances to the 4 areas, System, Owner, Group and World |
on April 03 2010 11:35
When asked what anti virus software you use, you say anti what? |
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